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A group of Republicans
went on a rampage through San Francisco today while filming the latest
Republicans Gone Wild video. Saddam Dog, the apparent leader of
the group, excitedly explained that "During the 80's they [the Republicans,
Bechtel, US corporations, et al] tried to stick
a pipeline in Iraq up through Jordan, but I was a bad
dictator!"
Saddam (AKA S Dog) went on
to say that "The Bechtel
Corporation was making money and that you should keep your mouth shut!"
Furthermore he, and the other Republicans admonished passer-byes to not
participate in this week's
San Francisco anti-Bechtel
action.
The Republicans, including
Dick Cheney and his wife, Bush Senior, and Condi Rice, were in high spirits
because they "are real Republicans and they are making real money."
In addition Condi seemed to be very pleased about having a Chevron oil
tanker named
after her. She did claim, though, that the war in Iraq wasn't about
oil.
The opinion of onlookers were
somewhat mixed concerning the rambunctious Republicans. "Well, they
have a right to say and do what they want, but this is San Francisco.
Hello?" one of them said as Cheney flashed him.
Others were more supportive
as one man, who refused to identify himself, said "Don't you remember
September 11th? This is what this country is all about. I support Bush
all the way!" What this had to do with Republican porn was unclear.
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