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Bush Daddy Goes Bowling
by Robert Meade "Israel" Deaf Messenge Monday, Mar. 17, 2003 at 2:19 PM

Whatever it takes to make this Kingdom last.

My Daddy said that my perfecting wood-splitting on Connecticut Hill in 1980 is another reason that the dummkopf Nazis of Bush Daddy Tribe "..Love Bob Meade So Much"(76394). Bush Daddy claims that the dummkopf Nazis even presented recordings of my splitting cord after cord of logs with the sound of the 11-stroke shatter-split of each log being presented as proof that they had perfected wood-splitting. Bush Daddy also claims that he had Senator John Heinz murdered for making the Persian Gulf War happen when I yelled at Lafayette Park(36001). Bush Daddy was able to modestly brush off any mention of his war hero status with a demure smile because BDT targetted anyone who made clear that Bush Daddy was a brainless puppet ruler. Since Bush Daddy's kid is still trying to pick a fight with Saddam Hussein, Bush Daddy claims that Saddam wants to fight Bush Daddy's kid with his bare hands. The sissy wimpy dummkopf Nazis love fighting wars as long as someone else does the fighting. That's how bowling probably originated from wood-splitting. The sissy wimpy ones did not want to have work hard to split wood perfectly in order to "walk with God", so they invented a game that didn't involve such a level of competence. It seems like the "Bush Daddy Finale"(198448) is never going to happen if BDT has anything to do with it. Maybe the answer is to promote bowling, a cheap imitation of the real thing, in Jerusalem. They could send proud John Dryden's King of "Bush Daddy Country"(200807) to Judah for a bowling tournament; and the heads of the Israelites along with the King's cabinet could be snuck into Judah in bowling ball bags. No one would suspect a thing!

PS: Secret Service came to visit me this morning with twenty questions. I told them about lawlessness as I have seen it, and I made the guy in the Secret Service uniform who was apparently directing "Bush Daddy Detachment"(205811) an issue. It seems like this guy might actually be a legitimate agent, for I had the license plate number of the van he was driving two years ago. What's funny is that the guys who came to see me were probably acting for this uniformed guy in an illegal manner without knowing it.

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Respectfully yours, Robert Meade "Israel" Deaf Messenger.

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PPS
by Bob Tuesday, Mar. 18, 2003 at 3:54 PM

PPS: 3/18/03 Spring Break has Bush Daddy calling for Mike Tyson to come shatter-split wood on Mt. Pleasant in order to lure the Cornell Police Impersonators up there, teach them split wood like Bob split wood, what not? Fabricate a war with Bush Daddy's old ally, Saddam, who reportedly has 8,000 liters of Anthrax, made with U.S. help? The dummkopf Nazis are probably the ones doing the killing for Saddam over there. The outbreak of disease in Asia is probably a combination of chemicals, slyly administered as the sickness progresses. The Powers That Be should tell Secret Service that they can keep Bush Daddy's kid as long as they think it will make good copy. Goofy doofus war hero status is not a worthy pursuit when the swords must be beaten into plowshares.

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Respectfully yours, Robert Meade "Israel" Deaf Messenger

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