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Odamninsane Day Celebrated in China
by OneHungLow
Monday, Apr. 07, 2003 at 3:08 PM
A.P. -- Beijing, China -- April 7, 2003
Earlier today, reports of the United States' celebration of S. Odamninsane Day of Healing swept through Asia. Millions gathered to march in celebration of the freedoms sought by S.O. and the crowds could be heard chanting "fleedom! fleedom! flom opplession!" We may never know who this S. Odamninsane is there is certainly an outcry for his/her world leadership. One young chinese girl was overheard saying "I Love S.O.!! Me so hoeny, I love him long time". Pictures to follow.
What a beautiful sight!
by DoubleYoy
Monday, Apr. 07, 2003 at 3:17 PM
At long last, peace may come to the Balkans.
Rise Up World Against the Tyranny of the Loud Minority
by S.Odamninsane
Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2003 at 10:40 AM
The S.Odamninsane Day of Healing and Reflection continues to sweep the world with our message. In fact, I am at this moment in New York City, home of the street side falafel, for a special meeting of the United Nations Security Council. I was summoned here by Kofi Annan (which, to be honest with you, I always thought was the name of a 12 step program for people who couldn�t avoid blowing their paychecks at Starbucks). The United Nations would like to become involved in a coordinated effort to bring the message of S.Odamninsane to all of the peace loving freedom craving peoples of the world. However, we have much internal petty bickering to overcome. Apparently, Jacques Chirac is upset that he was not consulted sooner and does not want to reward S.Odamninsane for undertaking an illegal and unpermitted march. I explained that S.Odamninsane Day is a day for and by the people. It is a celebration of their self-evident human rights and freedoms. Mr. Chirac explained that this is impossible since al rights and freedoms flow from the state in a world-wide civil government, and he demanded that the planning and operation of all future S.Odamninsane Days be administered by the United Nations and they will decide which rights and liberties the people are entitled to celebrate.
Mr. Chirac would like to see a worldwide march lead by a French national (and he has already had French companies working on obtaining crowd control, confectionary supply, insulin emergency services and other contracts). And the German government is upset that the use of cakes and other delicious confections at the S.Odamninsane rallies is Franco-centric and the German government feels slighted. The Germans are particularly upset with the apparent homage that S.Odamninsane Day pays to the French Revolution (the only war in history that the French have ever won) with its references to cakes. The Germans have demanded the inclusion of sausages and beer in future rallies. The Belgians are currently siding with the French and Germans, but in private conversations with Belgian representatives I have been told that Belgium would change its allegiance if Belgian companies would receive a bigger piece of the lucrative chocolate supply contracts. Right now, only the British our clearly in S.Odamninsane's camp. Scottish Foreign Secretary Ewan Kaankesmearse told me, and I quote, "Aye, fook it, we woll march wid ya mate if ah kaan 'ave an'uder fook it beer, aye. Fook te French an the'r little girlie mon futball team. Fookin aye."
As you can see, the involvement of the United Nations in this important worldwide event brings with it some difficult issues. Even the U.S. has refused to support a non-binding resolution calling on IMC to refrain for the use of oppressive tactics such as censorship and asking that all people of the IMC news groups recognize the interests of justice. Apparently, the Canadians have accused the US of supporting IMC as a CIA front operation for the purpose of infiltrating the planning operations of S.Odamninsane and his followers. I have advised Mr. Annan that (1) the UN risks confirming its irrelevance in the international arena of S.Odamninsane Day, (2) that the United Nations should act quickly if it is to act at all, and (3) he should seiously consider changing his name. I cannot hold back the rising tide of support for more S.Odamninsane Days of Healing and Reflection.
S. Odamninsane Crowds Tear Gassed
by Juan Carlos Sanches deCruz -Compraro
Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2003 at 12:02 PM
8 de Abril 2003, de Ranchero y Animalidad Revista
Reuters -- Venezuelan citizens report fierce clashes between the government and supporters of S. Odamninsane in all areas of Venezuela. Chanting "VIVA! S.O." the crowds, reportedly in the thousands, stormed the streets of Caracas only to be met with police tear gas canisters and riot clubs. Government officials could not be reached for comment but one supporter commented "base-a-ball been berry berry good to me." Reports are coming in from neighboring countries as the S. Odamninsane following spreads like wildfire through the mountains and cities of Columbia. Women, children and men of all ages and nationalities have reportedly taken to the streets in Bogota chanting "MATAR IMC," "IMC es LOCO" and similar phrases of protest. One eye witness, Jesus MiCasa Sombraro, stated that "This is better than weed, no?" More pictures to follow.
Venezuela Violence Continues
by Jose
Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2003 at 12:03 PM
Intergalactic Protests Begin
by Zykjjhin-eep
Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2003 at 1:52 PM
17:454 I.G.T. -- InterGalactic Press
Despite the vigilant efforts of InterGalactic Police working hand in hand with the Allegheny County Sheriff's Department, the S. Odamninsane day of healing has spread throughout the galaxy. As seen here, Neptunians are preparing for battle to free their "people" from the bondage of IMC repression. "One day," stated Zyool, Captain of the First Elite Squadron, "we will free our society from the suppression of our thought patterns by heavy-clawed liberals and, upon our success, we WILL bring Hooters to Neptune!" Will this wildfire of an idea ever end? Will spineless, whining, backroom potsmoking, rally-wienees ever get the message? "They will," says Zyool, "if it takes the deaths of a zillion Neptunians."
San Francisco Rally
by A. B. Hoffman
Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2003 at 10:49 PM
I have word from Haight Asbury that the underground is planning to support the brother S. Odamninsane in his struggle. We are with our brothers and sisters from the Neptune Nebula. FREE S.ODAMNINSANE.
Thank you, Sir, May I have another?
by Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
Wednesday, Apr. 09, 2003 at 11:40 AM
Another S.Odamninsane Day, that is. That last one was great fun and good for all humanity.
S.Odamninsane Day in New Castle
by Otto Titzlinger
Friday, Apr. 11, 2003 at 10:12 AM
I suggest we have another S.Odamninsane Day in New Castle to coincide with the Green Party May Day celebration. If anyone needs healing and reflection it is the Green Party (and New Castle).
Whose money?
by E. Lectorait
Friday, Apr. 11, 2003 at 2:25 PM
Nader was a Republican patsy. The Democrats have been doing it for years, by contibuting to right-wing third-party candidates.
S. Owhendoesitstop
by BarfBag
Saturday, Apr. 12, 2003 at 5:47 PM
What is it with the Odmaninsane stuff? Haven't we had to endure enought of this freeper BS? If you guys want to have your own little discussion with (not so) cute-sie anon post names, then find another website. Really, don't you have something else to do other than sit around and type stupid shit on our webspace? Get a life you losers. There has got to be some way to ban guys like Odamninsane, Yunzer, Jackel and their freeper pals.
why>?
by jan
Saturday, Apr. 12, 2003 at 7:35 PM
SO makes me laugh, even though he is a complete bumrush. If you ban him, you'd just give him what he wanted-- a reason to complain and say that IMC is not fair.
Voltaire
by Jan
Sunday, Apr. 13, 2003 at 1:02 PM
"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it." -Voltaire
May Day, May Day
by Bob Rosh
Thursday, May. 01, 2003 at 7:59 PM
brosh@aol.com
Hey, where has S.O. gone? We need S.O. to organize a rally. His rallies rock.
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