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Timelords Release Iraq War Drinking Game
by John Wednesday, Apr. 09, 2003 at 9:39 AM

Timelords against war release Iraqi War news coverage drinking game.

The Timelords Against War, a Gallifrey-based organization with members throughout all time and space, have released an Iraqi war television news coverage drinking game. The game is as follows:

If chemical weapons or weapons of mass destruction are announced to have been found, take a sip.

If it is later revealed that found objects are not actually chemical weapons or weapons of mass destruction, take two sips.

If it is mentioned that the United States has supplied chemical weapons and weapons of mass destruction to Iraq in the past, take three sips.

If Saddam Hussein is proclaimed to be assumed dead, take a sip.

If it is announced that he is not really dead, take two sips.

If Bin Ladin is announced to be dead, take three sips.

If it is implied without stating it that Saddam Hussein is somehow responsible for September eleventh, take a sip.

If it is unequivocally stated that Saddam Hussein is responsible for September eleventh, drink the whole bottle.

If a 'man on the street' interview makes it seem that every citizen of the United States supports the president, take a sip.

If war protesters are shown, take a sip, UNLESS the next or preceding story is about a pro-war rally.

If police are shown using excessive force against protesters, take three sips.

If United States service people are shown caring for wounded Iraqis, take a sip.

If United States service people are shown wounding or killing Iraqis, drink the whole bottle.

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