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Victory!-Terrorism is Defeated
by Relieved
Friday, Sep. 12, 2003 at 1:09 AM
To quote the great thinker 2beers- "You should be thanking your lucking stars (or praising Allah) that George W. had the courage to stand up against your nonsense and do what was morally right and necessary at this moment in history."
That's right, the most dangerous terrorist of all has been taken off the streets. No I don't mean bin Laden or Hussein or Ken Lay, Kissinger, Bush or Blair; these killers are all still breathing the sweet air of freedom.
But, the terror mastermind Tommy Chong has been sentenced to 9 months in Federal prison for selling bongs. Not bombs, as I had to clarify for a confused co-worker yesterday, but bongs.
Bush & Ashcroft are doing a great job to keep us safe. He took a bold stand against exposed breasts on statues, water pipes, and pornography, sorta like the Taliban is redoing in Afghanistan.
Thank goodness we have won the war on terror in only two years, unlike the 30+ year old war on drugs and the 40+ year old war on poverty.
I don't know how Bush finds the time with his rigorous vacation and campaign fundraising schedule, but I'm glad he does.
Free Tommy Chong!
by C. Marin
Tuesday, Sep. 16, 2003 at 7:14 AM
He still clears about $500,000 for his nine month sentence
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