Bring 'Em On
by anon
Saturday, Jan. 24, 2004 at 11:37 AM
heroic verse in honor of king george
Bring 'Em On
by Gringo T
God told me to attack Afghanistan
And bomb Iraq and get Saddam.
I was chosen by the god of the neocons
To purify the world with cluster bombs.
Bring 'em on, Saddam! I ain't afraid!
Bring 'em on! Bring 'em on! Hear what I said?
I'm an action doll twelve inches high
In a plastic jet zoomin' 'cross the sky.
When I give the order, thousands die.
Pull my dog tags and hear my battle cry:
Bring 'em on, Saddam! etc.
I recruit from the ghetto and the trailer park.
Don't matter if your skin is light or dark.
When I run out of Americans for my tanks
I'll import a million Mexicans to fill the ranks.
Bring 'em on, Saddam! etc.
In the Vietnam War, I joined the Guard
But I found the duty was just too hard.
So I went AWOL for a year or two,
Like Dick Cheney, I had better things to do.
Bring 'em on, Saddam! etc.
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