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The Way That Life Can Suck
by Stacie Adams Wednesday, Jun. 08, 2005 at 5:05 AM
stackdogg@yahoo.com

More ranting and raving

I’m a miserable bastard. I would be a shoo-in for Hater of the Year. I hate almost everyone and everything. With so much hate inside me, I should join the military. You should hear what they get to do to people, innocent or guilty. It’s like some kind of free for all dungeon. Sodomy, genital stomping, torture, it makes “1984” look like some kind of kids show. And when these people inevitably get sold down the river from their higher ups, they all say the same thing: “I was only following orders ™”. Guess what pal, that shit didn’t fly when the Germans said it, and it doesn’t fly now. Maybe had you gone to one or two history classes in high school you would have caught that. And secondly, everyone knows that inserting a broom handle into some guy’s starfish is always wrong, unless he asked you to. Even then, it seems a little wrong, but to each their own.
I’m tired of hearing about the whole oil for food thing. Why is it when a brown skinned person makes a mistake, they are interrogated within an inch of their life, but when thousands of white catholic priests get caught with their hands in the “cookie jar”, not a peep is heard from anyone, except nut jobs like me. Where are all the hearings and meetings regarding that debacle? Oh wait, there weren’t any. That’s what’s called protecting your own, and white people love other white people, no matter how heinous they are. Here are some very telling stereotypes about whitey: they are megalomaniacal, evil, greedy, inhumane, buttless, uncivilized, etc. Of course, this is not always true, but sometimes it seems like it.
Don’t you feel bad for Britney Spears? I don’t, ha ha ha! I love it when shallow, stupid, celebrities get fat and make bad decisions. Like marrying a guy most girls would run from. Britney Spears should make her own perfume and call it “Desperate”.
I am so tired of these talent less shrews being the center of the universe. I couldn’t give two rats asses about Britney Spears, but somehow I know her whole life story. I need a colonic for my brain. If I wake up one more morning and have “Girl, You Know Its True” stuck in my head, I swear I’ll start fire bombing.

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