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shadow government to nab mothra
by Secrecious of BAAL
Tuesday, Feb. 11, 2003 at 11:20 PM
ITS THE TRUTH
The real reason GW wants to destroy Iraq has been revealed by our sources...the well of darkness from which the great BAAL drinks.
Saddam Hussein has gained the power to control Mothra. Thats right the monster was thought to be banished to monster island but Hussein and his generals are feared to have The gigantic moth like being known to be able to destroy cities with its hurricaine wings in their thrall.
Responding quickly to the threat head of homeland gestapo Tom Ridge announced his plan to deal with the Mothra threat.
He explained that each regional office of the shadow government is connected via a small thread. Should mothra land on DC all regional shadow governments will yank their threads, forming a gigantic net with which they will snare mothra. In order to appease animal advocates Ridge has promised that Mothra will be returned to his natural habitat off of the coast of Japan on Monster Island.
| TITLE | AUTHOR | DATE |
|---|---|---|
| mothra's motive | bucket | Friday, Feb. 14, 2003 at 6:38 PM |
| happy to know that yinzers are still on the Baal | t-square | Wednesday, Feb. 12, 2003 at 1:55 AM |
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