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shadow government to nab mothra
by Secrecious of BAAL
Tuesday, Feb. 11, 2003 at 11:20 PM
ITS THE TRUTH
The real reason GW wants to destroy Iraq has been revealed by our sources...the well of darkness from which the great BAAL drinks.
Saddam Hussein has gained the power to control Mothra. Thats right the monster was thought to be banished to monster island but Hussein and his generals are feared to have The gigantic moth like being known to be able to destroy cities with its hurricaine wings in their thrall.
Responding quickly to the threat head of homeland gestapo Tom Ridge announced his plan to deal with the Mothra threat.
He explained that each regional office of the shadow government is connected via a small thread. Should mothra land on DC all regional shadow governments will yank their threads, forming a gigantic net with which they will snare mothra. In order to appease animal advocates Ridge has promised that Mothra will be returned to his natural habitat off of the coast of Japan on Monster Island.
happy to know that yinzers are still on the Baal
by t-square
Wednesday, Feb. 12, 2003 at 1:55 AM
i am delighted to finally know what's really going on.
all this media has been overwhelming and scary, nice to see some truth in all of it.
thanx.
mothra's motive
by bucket
Friday, Feb. 14, 2003 at 6:38 PM
are you sure that mothra is actually being controlled by saddam?! i find it quite possible that mothra has super intelligence as well and seems to know what the most of america refuses to see...that gw is pure evil and must be destroyed before he can lay claim to the planet and those few survivors of his wrath. i say...down gw...up mothra!!!
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